TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...
AND USE IT AS YOUR SUBJECT LINE...

A=I'D LOVE TO LICK
B=I ATE
C=I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR
D=I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH
E=I MILKED
F=I SAT ON
G=I SAW
H=I'M IN LOVE WITH
I=IN MY ROOM I FOUND
J=I PUSHED
K=I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH
L=I MURDERED
M=I RAPED
N=I DEEP-FRIED
O=IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND
P=I MOLESTED
Q=I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO
R=I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH
S=I'M MOVING IN WITH
T=I JUST KILLED
U=I KICKED AND KILLED
V=I SKINNED ALIVE
W=I GAVE MY NUMBER TO
X=I MARINATED
Y=I BABYSAT
Z=I TRADED MY MOM FOR

NOW TAKE THE LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME...

A=A HIPPOPOTAMUS
B=A CURLY FRY
C=A BLOCK OF CHEESE
D=AN ERASER
E=A GAY HOBO
F=YOUR MOM
G=AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP
H=A GREASY PAPER PLATE
I=A SPORK
J=A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON
K=GEORGE WASHINGTON
L=A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM
M=A SEA URCHIN
N=A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES
O=ORANGE JUICE
P=YOUR BRA
Q=A BIRD
R=A STOP SIGN
S=A NAKED OLD LADY
T=A RANDOM GUY
U=A RANDOM GIRL
V=A YELLOW PAPERCLIP
W=A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
X=A TURKEY
Y=A DUSTPAN
Z=A JELLYBEAN

Mario Rodrigues

I Rapped A Naked Old Lady

i deep fried orange juice

ou

i murdered orange juice

(se é sumo a laranja já está morta!!!)

I RAPPED A HIPPOPOTAMUS

Paulo Silva
I MOLESTED A HIPPOPOTAMUS

Pior ainda...

I MOLESTED A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM

lolololol

ricardo bettencourt

I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH CURLY FRY

I rapped a hippopotamus...

O meu é mt mau.... lol

I Cheated on my lover with orange juice

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH AN OLD LADY.

fdx...so se for uma stand up comedy night...a nao ser k a michelle pfeifer ja seja considerada velha...

FDX

Nam tens respeito pla tua avó???? rapazim, rapazim....

kerias tu uma noite com a minha avózinha

Se isso fosse tua avó... a esta hora eu ja era avô!!!

Combina com ela pa eu ir jogar cricket com ela!
lololololol

ok... mas ela nao vai levar maquilhagem porque depois com o suor sai tudo e ela fica com comichão e também vai-lhe para a vista tadinha