1- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

outras:

- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Isto sao algumas das minhas favoritas, mas podem tirar muitas mais daki
->http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

ahahahah... essas cenas são lindas! xD
Acho que já havia um tópico por aí com isso... not sure

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.

Chuck norris doesnt get wet. The water gets chuck norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a breakfast sandwich at mcdonalds because it was 11:01 he roundhouse kicked it so hard it became a wendy's.

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. And got one.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris once unleashed a roundhouse kick that was so fast his foot went back in time, and hit amelia earhart as she was over the atlantic. (melhor )

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed.

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