Na embalagem de sabonete Dove *:

"INDICAÇÕES: UTILIZAR COMO SABONETE NORMAL"

(Boa! Cabe a cada um imaginar para que serve um sabonete anormal)



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Em alguns pacotes de refeições congeladas Iglo: *

"SUGESTÃO DE APRESENTAÇÃO: DESCONGELAR PRIMEIRO"

(É só sugestão! De repente o pessoal pode estar afim de lambê-la, como se

fosse um gelado...)



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Num hotel que oferecia touca para o duche: *

"VÁLIDO PARA UMA CABEÇA"

(Alguém muito romântico poderia colocar a sua e a da amada na mesma

touca...)



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Na sobremesa Tiramisú da marca Tesco, impresso no lado de baixo da caixa* :

"NÃO INVERTER A EMBALAGEM"

(Oops!!! Leu o aviso...é porque já inverteu!)



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No pudim do Mini Preço:*

"ATENÇÃO: O PUDIM ESTARÁ QUENTE DEPOIS DE AQUECIDO"

(Brilhante!!!)



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Na embalagem da tábua de passar Rowenta:*

"NÃO ENGOMAR A ROUPA SOBRE O CORPO"

(Gostaria de conhecer a infeliz criatura que deu origem a este aviso)



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Num medicamento (pediátrico) contra o catarro infantil, da Boots: *

" NÃO CONDUZA AUTOMÓVEIS NEM MANEJE MAQUINARIA PESADA DEPOIS DE TOMAR ESTE

MEDICAMENTO"

(Tantos acidentes na construção civil poderiam ser evitados se fosse

possível ter esses Hooligans de 4 anos longe dos Catterpillars)



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Nas pastilhas para dormir da Nytol: *

"ADVERTÊNCIA: PODE PRODUZIR SONOLÊNCIA"

(Pode não, deve!!!! Foi para isso que eu comprei!!!)



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Numa faca de cozinha* :

"IMPORTANTE: MANTER LONGE DAS CRIANÇAS E ANIMAIS DE ESTIMAÇÃO"

(Será que lá os cães e gatos são ninjas disfarçados? Nunca vi Nenhum mexer

em facas!)



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Numa série de luzes de Natal:*

"USAR APENAS NO INTERIOR OU NO EXTERIOR"

Alguém me pode dizer qual é a 3ª opção?)



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Nos pacotes de amendoim da Matutano: *

"AVISO: CONTÉM AMENDOINS"

(Mania de estragar as surpresas!)



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Numa serra eléctrica da Husqvarna: *

"NÃO TENTE DETER A SERRA COM AS MÃOS OU OS GENITAIS"

(Sem comentários)

tenho explicações para alguns desses avisos.... mas tou de saiada... logo faço isso xD

isso na américa tem que ser assim, porque as pessoas processam as empresas por tudo e por nada. houve uma mulherzinha que meteu o gato no microondas, e claro o coitado do gato morreu esturricado...mas como não havia nenhuma indicação no microondas a dizer que não se podiam meter animais lá dentro, a senhora ganhou uma choruda indemnização!

não faltam historias absurdas de gente que ganha dinheiro à custa disso, por isso é que uma empresa tem de colocar todas essas informações absurdas e obvias...


é triste ...

Numa serra eléctrica da Husqvarna: *

"NÃO TENTE DETER A SERRA COM AS MÃOS OU OS GENITAIS"

(Sem comentários)

prefiro manter os meus genitais do que receber uma indemnização...

isso na américa tem que ser assim, porque as pessoas processam as empresas por tudo e por nada. houve uma mulherzinha que meteu o gato no microondas, e claro o coitado do gato morreu esturricado...mas como não havia nenhuma indicação no microondas a dizer que não se podiam meter animais lá dentro, a senhora ganhou uma choruda indemnização!

não faltam historias absurdas de gente que ganha dinheiro à custa disso, por isso é que uma empresa tem de colocar todas essas informações absurdas e obvias...


é triste ...

yah... tava lendo o tópico e ia dizer mesmo isso.
por exemplo, akela do pudim quente depois de aquecido... pelo sim, pelo não, ficam avisados. Não fosse algum espertinho processar por se ter queimado...

isso na américa tem que ser assim, porque as pessoas processam as empresas por tudo e por nada. houve uma mulherzinha que meteu o gato no microondas, e claro o coitado do gato morreu esturricado...mas como não havia nenhuma indicação no microondas a dizer que não se podiam meter animais lá dentro, a senhora ganhou uma choruda indemnização!

não faltam historias absurdas de gente que ganha dinheiro à custa disso, por isso é que uma empresa tem de colocar todas essas informações absurdas e obvias...


é triste ...

Exacto. Hão de reparar que nas barras de chocolate Hersheys MADE IN USA, há até uma indicação por onde se deve abrir a embalagem. Aposto que alguém não conseguiu abrir o chocolate e meteu um sue na empresa.

viva a américa! lol

viva a américa! lol

não tenhas dúvidas. (no irony)

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